Saturday 9: Something New

Time for a Saturday 9. Hey, it’s still Saturday in California! Here’s the song:

We’re beginning the year with a song about new beginnings. What is something new you’d like to try in 2025?

That’s actually a pretty challenging question. I’ll most likely try a few new recipes. Maybe a few new restaurants. I have a set of PanPastels that I’d like to use in my coloring. I did sign up for a coloring meet-up at a local establishment for later in the month, so that will be nice. Wouldn’t mind meeting some new people who share a hobby.

The lyrics recall what was said “in the mist of the midnight hour.” Where were you when the new year dawned?

I was coming out of the Metro. It made me a little bit sad actually. The station closest to my home is also a major bus stop so it’s very well lit and there are a lot of homeless people there. One of them, a woman, was greeting people with a soft, almost childlike “Happy New Year, everyone!” I thought of how a post of mine went viral, one about an encounter with a homeless woman whom I tried to help but couldn’t, and how one person who was once homeless said “You saw her. That right there means so much.” I waited for the woman to see me and I smiled and wished her a happy new year, too, though I don’t know how it came off because seeing her there was putting tears in my eyes. All I could think was “Here this woman is, with nothing but the possessions in her cart, wishing everyone a happy new year because that’s all she has to give, and no one is acknowledging her. She’s offering something and no one will accept it.” It hurt my heart.

The Axwell of Axwell and Ingrosso is Axel Hedfors. He began as a drummer and moved on to experimenting musically on the computer, eventually mastering music sequencer software. Do you consider yourself more a technophile like Axwell, who loves technology and digital devices, or more a technophobe, anxious about learning new programs?

I love technology—when it works.

His musical partner is Sebastian Ingrosso. Sebastian became interested in dance music when he accompanied his father, a choreographer, to the studio. When you were young, did you ever go to work with either of your parents?

I was 9 or 10 and I went to work with my father, who at the time worked for an ad agency in Manhattan. It was St. Patrick’s Day so after working in the morning, he took the afternoon off and took me to the St. Patrick’s Day parade. I wish I could say it was a good experience, but it wasn’t. There was a vendor selling buttons and pins that said things like “Kiss Me, I’m Irish,” but that being New York, there were a few other pins for other ethnicities. My father winked at me and bought one that said “Italian Power.” Well, some drunk Irish-Americans saw him and began hurling slurs and epithets for Italian-Americans at us. We never went to another parade in Manhattan after that.

That feud between Irish-Americans and Italian-Americans ran deep. My father, a member of the WWII generation, grew up in the Bensonhurst neighborhood of Brooklyn. He had two fistfights as a kid, and one was with an Irish-American boy Danny who made it a point to antagonize him to the point where one day he dared my father to meet him outside after school. This stupid kid didn’t think my father would do it, but not only was my father already out there when Danny came out of the school, he chased Danny home and right into Danny’s own living room, where he proceeded to beat the snot out of him until Danny’s mother pulled him off.

So Danny’s mother went marching down to the school the next day complaining to the principal about this “Italian brute” who beat up her precious angel and the principal called my father down to the office. My father had to wait in the hallway while she spoke her piece, and then when she came out with her little brat in tow, it was my father’s turn to go into the office. With just my father in the room, the principal asked a few questions.

“Did you beat up Danny?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“He kept calling me a guinea wop.”

“I see. Well, you’re not in trouble. Us Jews and Italians need to stick together.”

He let my father leave, and as my father walked down the hallway, he heard the principal bellow, “DANNY, GET IN HERE. No, Mrs. O’Brien. JUST DANNY.”

I suspect this was not the first time darling Danny said bigoted things to the other kids, because he got suspended and when he came back he had to stay after school every day helping teachers clean blackboards—for the rest of the school year.

Nyahh.

But that was 1930s Brooklyn for you.

Axwell & Ingrosso gave their premiere performance at the 2014 Governors Ball Music Festival in New York City and their last concert at the 2017 Ultra Music Fest in Miami. Looking back on 2024, did you attend any outdoor music or theater performances?

Freaks on Parade! I finally got to see Filter. They’re one of my favorite bands. But also Ministry, Alice Cooper, and Rob Zombie. It was awesome!

In 2017, when “Something New” was released, we lost the TV star who could “turn the world on with her smile.” Without looking it up, do you know who that is?

Absolutely. And it was a spinoff, Lou Grant, that first gave me the idea as a kid to become a journalist if I ended up not being a doctor. Well, tenth-grade biochemistry made me reconsider the whole doctor thing, but I was still fascinated with the human body so here I am, a medical journalist.

There was also that dalliance with guitar, where my instructor said I had a lot of promise and my style reminded her of Ace Frehley’s, but like Curly himself, I absolutely HATED sheet music and just wanted to do it my way, which wasn’t doing me any favors academically. And unlike Curly himself, I lacked discipline. Plus I was a girl and a pretty straight-laced one at that, so no rock-and-roll for me. At least not that way. I’ll travel halfway around the world to ride a rail, though. See, blonde center stage gawking up at Olli Tukiainen and Jaska Makinen of Poets of the Fall in a club in Warsaw, below.

Image: Glen Loit

Come to think of it, I’ve managed to interview a few rock stars in my career, too. The most famous one is Bret Michaels of Poison. I wrote a profile about him 18 years ago. Me and my stupid sense of journalistic ethics didn’t take him up on tickets to a show for his solo tour, though. It would have been fun to meet him. He seemed like a super sweet guy during the interview.

Also in 2017, Today Show anchor Hoda Kotb announced she had adopted her first child. Do you know anyone who is adding to their family in 2025?

Not that I know of. Some may be adding pets, though.

Have you made any New Year’s resolutions for 2025?

Yep. I posted them a couple of entries ago.

What was the first thing to make you laugh in 2025?

The wankpanzer burning in front of the Manchurian Cantaloupe’s hotel in Vegas. This was before I knew there was someone in the vehicle and he died by suicide before the explosion. Now it’s not so funny.

I’d better post this before it’s only Saturday in Hawaii.

Saturday 9: “Goodbye”

Took a couple of days off from Holidailies. Sometimes, when I have a lot of writing to do for my job and freelance work, there’s just nothing left in the tank at the end of the day.

But today I thought I’d try a Saturday 9. These are questions inspired by songs. I will admit, a lot of the songs featured on Saturday 9 are a bit before my time so I’m unfamiliar with most of them unless they are Big Band. In fact, when I saw the title of today’s song, “Goodbye,” I thought it was going to be something completely different.*

This song was chosen because it’s time to say goodbye to 2024.

In this song, Mary Hopkin asks her lover not to let her sleep too late. Did you wake up this morning on your own, did someone wake you, or were you jangled awake by an alarm clock?

This morning was the first of nine alarm-free days. Heck yes, I slept in. When there’s no prospect of an alarm, I let my body do what it wants, which is stay up and sleep in late. I am an Owl and I make no apologies for it.

The lyrics reference “a lonely song.” Can you name a song about loneliness? 

As long as we’re on older songs, let’s go with “Lonely Boy” by Andrew Gold.

“Goodbye” was written for Mary by Paul McCartney. He was the one who signed her to her first record contract and produced this and all her Apple Records, including her first big hit, “Those Were the Days.” Looking back on 2024, who is someone who gave you a helping hand when you needed it?

Probably my new boss and the new director at work. The last one (who was both my supervisor and the director) was toxic. So the new two have had to be very patient while I unlearn and let go of the problems she caused, both in my work and my morale.

This video shows Mary performing on The Ed Sullivan Show while wearing a miniskirt. Minis were very popular in 1969. Did you embrace a fashion trend in 2024?

I tried, oh how I tried, to get on the natural gray trend. About four inches into it, I couldn’t stand being silver on top and gold on the bottom with mousy roots in the back, so I went to my hairdresser and begged for redemption. She put a semi-permanent color in that has now faded to a nice, light but warm blonde so that you can’t tell that I have roots. She said that when it faded, I would notice the roots but no one else would, and she was right. I really can’t see roots, at least in the top and the front. The back may be another story but hey, if you’re commenting on my hair from the back, you’re behind me and therefore in a good position to kiss mah butt.

Also in 1969, the Colts lost to the New York Jets in Super Bowl III. The game is famous because of all the hype leading up to it, including Joe Namath “guaranteeing” the underdog Jets would win. Do you have a special sports memory of 2024?

Oh, we’re still on the Jets, are we? The only glee I have right now is that they’re doing better than the Patriots.

But here’s a little story: Years ago, my sister’s ex-husband owned the limo company the Jets contracted with. When she had her first child, one of the players, Reggie McElroy, drove her home from the hospital.

As for my favorite sports memory of 2024, it was the Olympics. Or, rather, all the beautiful, glorious stir the French caused, first by having the metal band Gojira do the opening ceremonies, second with the bacchanal that so many self-righteous, itching-to-be-offended Christians utterly misunderstood and misinterpreted to be a mockery of the Last Supper. France, if you’re taking American retirees ten years from now, please save a spot for me. I adore you.

What’s the farthest from home you traveled in 2024?

Naples. Alas, not Italy, but Florida, for a conference. Here’s the view from my room. Not bad. However, with apologies to any Floridians here, Florida just isn’t my jam. I don’t like the hot, humid weather or the politicians there.

A scenic view of Florida from a hotel room balcony.

What was the biggest purchase that you made in 2024?

A console table and a rug for my home office. The console table was to give my dining room table back to myself because I had all of my coloring supplies there. It was fun to put together: Not one F-bomb, cazzo, or perkele fell from my lips.

A console table holding art supplies.

The rug is not as muddy-looking in real life. It’s really a rich burgundy with off-white, brighter tans, and olive. I replaced the daylight lightbulbs in my home office with warm lightbulbs and I didn’t realize what an impact that would have on the colors. Oh, and a few months later, that rug, which I did not realize would be wool, is still shedding and filling the cannister in my Shark. But it’s nice to see the office coming together. Now that I know how muddy the colors in any artwork would be, I will stick to black-and-white prints for the wall. Maybe prints of some of Picasso’s line-drawings. He did a bunch of various birds.

What was your favorite book of 2024?

The only one I finished was Twilight Empress by Faith L. Justice, so I guess that wins by default.

What are you looking forward to most in 2025?

Traveling farther than Naples, Florida. I hope. I have a work trip to Phoenix coming up in March, but I really would like to travel overseas on a vacation.

Now for today’s ornament, Papa Smurf. He looks like he’s up to something, doesn’t he? Or maybe he’s worried about a wayward slapshot from the Washington Capital ornament to his lower left.

A Christmas ornament featuring Papa Smurf.

*Here’s what I thought today’s song might be. Better lyrics, by far, in my opinion. Maybe this is before your time, in which case, respect your elders, whippersnapper.