Crows Know

I’ve always been a fan of Crows. Their dark beauty, their intelligence, and their sociability draw me to them. Unfortunately, Crows get a bad rap. Some people see them as omens, warnings, a sign that evil or death is near, or a menace, and whenever they appear in movies you know something bad is about to happen.

I don’t think that’s fair, because they’re some of the most brilliant and just creatures on earth. Scientists have known for years that Crows remember faces and how they feel about you. If they like you, cherish that. They may even bring you gifts. But if they dislike you, you might as well move to another part of the country—before they run you out.

One day a few years back I ran into these two on my way to the Department of Motor Vehicles to renew my license.

An adult Crow with a juvenile Crow standing on top of a bus stop shelter.

They were so close I could reach up and touch them. As I took the photo, more Crows landed nearby, and I thought, “They either like me or they’re here to escort me to the nearby coven for chastisement.” Fortunately they appeared to approve of me, as evidenced by a lack of danger calls and berating statements. I am grateful for it, too, because not only do they remember you and their character assessment of you, they teach their young accordingly, as the adult (left) may have been doing with this “teenager.”

The Crow below landed on the balcony of Hellscape while I was working at the dining room table.

A Crow perched on a ledge, facing away, as seen through the slats of some blinds.

We were about 10 feet apart. The Crow saw me, so I said, “Hello, beautiful bird.” It studied me for a moment, adjusted its feathers, shifted its weight from one foot to the other in a little half-turn, then cawed.

At the time I sensed it was curious, maybe even confused, like “wait, what, a human?” and perhaps wanted to tell its companions something.  But now I wonder if it was just put off by the vibes of the place and told its flockmates to stay away because no other Crows ever came to visit.

Not like here. Here I have all kinds of birdie visitors to my balcony, including a family of Crows led by one I think of as Octavi, short for either Octavian or Octavia as I don’t know the bird’s sex. Octavi would come to my balcony alone for the first few months after I moved in, attracted by peanuts I put on the railing. Then one day there were two. (Octavi is on the right.)

Two Crows on a railing. One is eating a peanut, the other is looking toward the camera.

It turns out that Octavi has a family on the property, for not long after that, there were three, all adults, who would come to the balcony. Then I noticed their nest in a tree across the grounds. It might seem that the threesome was some sort of love triangle, but sometimes the adult offspring of a Crow couple will stick around and help raise babies. Other times, adults in the extended family like aunts, uncles, or cousins stay with a Crow couple to help out, too.

This year, it appears that the family has grown to seven: Octavi, spouse, the other adult, and four new additions who are now fully grown but still hang around the tree.

Crow family life fascinates me. Each family keeps to itself until after the breeding season. Then, once the juveniles are fledged and able to forage on their own, Crows often convene in giant flocks in the evening to introduce their families to one another and mingle. I’m fortunate enough to live just a couple of miles from one of the biggest gathering spots in Arlington, and if I time my evening walks correctly, I’ll see thousands of them fly in from all directions to one spot, and sometimes I will stand on a corner greeting them. Yet some families convene in smaller flocks, while others, like Octavi’s, don’t seem to go very far at all. I don’t know why they do this, but perhaps they’re not so different from people in a way, where some are super social and like a big raucous gathering and others are more insular and introverted. Or maybe Octavi’s family know a good thing when they have it, because they love to forage and play tag with each other in the grass by their tree.

A lot has been said about “Crow funerals,” where Crows gather around their dead and appear to mourn, but now scientists think that part of the ritual involves learning what happened to their fallen one, the better to avoid the same fate. I tend to side with the scientists on that. A couple of years ago, I was forever finding Crows that had been struck and killed by cars in one particular dip in the road near where the huge flock convenes in the evening. This year, I only saw one, a poor fledgling not much bigger than my fist, flattened so that I couldn’t get it off the road. Another night I did find a recently deceased Crow in some grass by the road as well, but that one that didn’t appear to have any car-related injuries, and I was able to lay it to rest in some nearby bushes. They’re magnificent even in death, their feathers a dark prism of pinks, yellows, blues, and greens.

Are Crows mystical and attached to the Great Beyond, like so many myths and legends would have us believe? Maybe.

One sleepless night, not long after Inigo and I said goodbye, I went out onto the balcony at roughly 2:00 a.m. to get some air and try to find some peace in the cold stillness of the early March air. The trees were still bare, and when I looked up, a Crow was up in the branches of the maple in front of my apartment. I could only see the shape of the bird, but I sensed it was looking at me, and rather intently at that. It was actually kind of unnerving, the one time I’ve ever been unsettled by a bird. The Crow extended a wing and shook out its feathers. We stood there for several minutes, me looking at the Crow, the Crow seeming to look at me.

“Octavi?”

The Crow shook out its feathers once more, flapped its wings, then swooped down from the tree, descended toward me for a split second, then turned and flew off, leaving only the sound of its beating wings.

I still don’t know if it was Octavi, but whoever it was, I felt like that particular bird was there that night on purpose. This Crow had a reason to be in that tree, alone, facing my balcony and bedroom window, almost like it was waiting for me to give up on sleep and step outside. Maybe it was a messenger. Maybe it was standing guard. Maybe it wanted me to know it was there.  I suppose I’ll never know.

But I do know this: Crows are part of this world, and they have things to teach us.

Abstract artwork painted by a Crow.
“A Study of Riddles,” painted by Apollo the Crow of Diva Crows Wildlife Rehabilitation Center.

A Nod to Subtlety

Decorative skull and arms reaching up from mulch.

That’s really a metaphor for my writer’s block. Didn’t get much sleep last night. Sometimes it’s like that. This little skeleton was in someone’s front yard and I would have missed it if I hadn’t been looking down trying to close my phone after taking the picture in the previous entry. I appreciate the subtlety.

I caught a nice little possession flick tonight, The Last Rite. A jerky boyfriend, a shadowy figure in a hat, a few jump scares, some blood but no guts, and demonic conversation without profanity don’t sound like much on the surface, but the film had a gnawing tension. If you’re into very dark possession flicks like The Pope’s Exorcist, you might find it a little bland, but there’s levels to this stuff and I’d say it’s a good starter possession flick.

Sunday Stealing: Autumn

Time for some Sunday Stealing!

1. Are there any fall-specific hobbies or crafts you enjoy pursuing?
Does Horrordailies count as a hobby? Having fun with it this year.

2. Do you have any favorite fall-inspired recipes you like to cook or bake?
The first batch of Grandma’s Vegetarian Slow-Cooker Chili is always special.

3. Are you a fan of Halloween? If so, what’s been your favorite costume?
It’s my favorite holiday! I’d say my favorite costume is Vampire’s Victim. I like to be ironic.

4.  Do you have any childhood memories related to the autumn season?
Considering my birthday is in October, yes.

5.  What kind of outdoor activities do you enjoy during the autumn months?
Walking, hiking, reading on the balcony.

6. Do you look forward to ‘sweata weatha’? What is your favorite go-to outfit for autumn?
I start looking forward to sweata weatha in June. Of the four seasons, I like summer fifth.

7. Are you a fan of pumpkin or apple flavored treats or beverages?
Pumpkin treats with apple beverages.

8. Which fall scents do you find most appealing?
Air. I live in the D.C. metro area. By mid-July just breathing is a reminder that the District was built on a swamp. Also, warm apple cobbler, pumpkin pie, mulled wine, allspice.

9. Do you like to visit apple orchards or pumpkin patches or corn mazes?
I haven’t been to an apple orchard in 30 years, but I would love to go. When I went, we did “gleaning,” where we went through all of the recently fallen apples that couldn’t be sold to bag them up for food banks.

10. Have you ever participated in or attended a fall festival or harvest fair?
In my college days my then-sweetheart and I used to go to the Feast of San Gennaro festival in New York. He was Jewish but everyone thought he was Irish and they would yell things at him from the game booths, like, “Hey, Irish boy, win your nice Italian girlfriend a prize!” I supposed he kind of looked Irish, with black hair, green eyes, some freckles, and a smallish nose that was absolutely a plastic surgeon’s work.

11. What’s your favorite thing about autumn?
The cooler weather. But I think it will be my new tradition to leave the country for Thanksgiving. Bird-loving vegetarian-near-vegan here. The last thing I want to see on a table is a bird carcass.

12. Are you more of a cider or hot chocolate person when it comes to fall beverages?
Hot chocolate.

13. What’s your ideal way to spend a crisp autumn evening?
Windows open, watching a movie. Or maybe going for a walk to see Halloween decorations.

14. Do you like to dress up for Halloween? What’s your favorite costume or what costume do you plan for this year? Do you like to make your own costume?
I haven’t dressed up in years. I keep saying that one day I’ll have a costume-required Halloween party but I’m not sure I’d be all that great a hostess anymore. I’ve become defensive of my lair and kind of lazy about dealing with food. Maybe if I could have it catered.

15. Are you a football fan? What’s your favorite team?
I used to be a huge Jets fan, but I haven’t watched football in years. Not even the Super Bowl, actually. Too many bros acting up with their toxic masculinity, too many commercials, too much overt sexuality with women in skimpy costumes (see “toxic masculinity” earlier in the sentence). Just not my thing anymore.

But let’s end this on a fun note, shall we? Came across these nice folks on a walk with friends today. The song that popped into my head was “Groovin’,” by The Young Rascals, because I’m twisted like that.

Groovin’ on a Sunday afternoon.

Kudos to the homeowners. Also, kudos for D.C. not being New York, because in New York all of that would have been stolen, including the bistro set. My only suggestion is to not use that decorative webbing. Birds and other critters can get caught in it.