When people write about weird things happening in their homes, they tend to write about things that are bad or creepy. But in my second apartment after I returned to Virginia from Long Island, the weird things were pretty neutral, and even good at times.

I had an old laptop that I kept on top of a standing four-foot CD rack. The monitor was eye-level and the perfect height for watching work-out videos on YouTube as I huffed and puffed along. The problem was that the battery didn’t charge very well, usually only getting to about 30%.

Now, see, I’m the kind of person who detaches laptops from the power cords when I shut them off. Even though I have some pretty good surge protectors, I’m paranoid that there will be some freaky electrical jolt that fires my gear. However, the laptop had to be plugged in all the time for the battery to hold any kind of charge, and half the time I would forget and unplug it out of habit when I was done working out. Then when I tried to turn the thing on the next day, it would power up just long enough to tell me the battery was at 5% and shut itself off.

Except a few times, the thing was fully charged the next day.

After being left unplugged overnight.

Whenever this happened I would turn it off and turn it back on, expecting it to say the battery was at 5% and then shut itself off.

Nope. It would be at 100%.

One time I even did an entire 60-minute workout with the laptop unplugged, just to see when it would conk out, but when I was finished, the battery had only gone down to about 70%, thus indicating that the full charge had been real. It took several hours before it drained down to 5% and shut itself off.

It occurred to me that there might be a glitch with the laptop or Windows, so I went to tech websites and tried all the tricks there, including uninstalling and reinstalling Windows updates when I learned that one of the updates had a known bug that kept the battery from charging. I also asked a buddy who worked in IT for his thoughts. He pretty much told me to try all the things I had already found on the internet and tried, and he said that if nothing worked I should just get a new battery and adapter because both of those things can and do go bad. Then the pandemic hit and I wound up moving to a new apartment, where the laptop hissed, let out a dreadful squeal, and died the first time I plugged it in.

But I’m getting way ahead of myself.

Random recharging wasn’t the only weird thing about my second post-Long Island apartment. Sometimes Inigo would stare in the direction of the CD rack and cock his little black Nanday noggin inquisitively, and I’d look over to find that I had unplugged the old laptop and had to plug it back in. I’d be sitting in the alcove office, which had no overhead vent, and a cool and not unwelcome breeze would sometimes blow down on me, seemingly from the ceiling. I’d be giving Inigo a bath in the main bathroom and he would start chattering happily in the direction of the door, which led out to the bedroom. Wherever I moved in the bathroom, he would just keep babbling toward the door, even if it meant craning his head and looking past me over my shoulder.

The previous tenants might have experienced some weirdness, too. They had applied some foam around the inside of the front doorframe that none of my neighbors had. That might not seem so strange, as it helped with soundproofing, but they had painted the inside of the peephole with red paint or nail polish. I noticed it when a delivery person knocked on the front door and I couldn’t see out the peephole.

I asked the property manager if anyone had ever died in the apartment or if there was a history of weird things happening there, but to her knowledge, there had been no deaths or unusual occurrences. She had only been working there a few years, so I asked some of the guys on the crew who had been there long enough to have worked for the previous owners, and one said there had been one death due to natural causes about eight years before I moved into the building, but nowhere near my apartment.

Aside from dealing with a few rounds of obnoxious neighbors, I really liked that apartment. Inigo liked it there, too. It was on a low floor, facing a side street that ended in a cul-de-sac and never got much traffic, and we had many balcony dinners there. It both angered and saddened me when management decided to resurface the pool during the pandemic and contractors started jack-hammering all day right outside my window. The cacophony made it impossible for me to concentrate on my work, and I wound up moving to an apartment that turned out to be such a hellscape that when I found my current place less than a year later, one of my buddies gave me sage to make sure that whatever plagued that place wouldn’t follow me here.

But that’s a tale for another day.